25 Whole things?

My first Facebook note, in response to the chain question, if tagged, “what are 25 things we should know about you?”

1. I don't have time to think of 25 things
2. I don't have the brain cells to think of 25 things
3. I don't respond to chains because I resent the implied threat that always accompanies them, plus I don't want to become part of the perpetuation. Unless I really like the friend that sent it! And if I want to seem like a team player.
4. I HATE walmart.
5. I now shop at walmart. and hate it even more because of that.
6. I think if there is a Hell, it is a very cold place. Cold is how I imagine feeling in Hell. ( A cold Walmart!!!!!????)
7. I like imperfections.
8. I feel wary of people with bumper stickers on their cars.
9. When I was little, we had a "Let's Rodeo!" sticker on our truck. It was put there on purpose.
10. When I was little, I played with sticks, dirt and dogs. It was perfect. That's what I want for my kids.
11. I don't sleep.
12. I wear makeup to make it look like I sleep.
13. I can't remember what this is supposed to be a list of and I am only on number 13. Is it things you DON'T want to know about me, or things you DO?
14. I can't think of why anyone would be interested either way.
15. I hope red wine is good for you.
16. I curse and freak out while driving and am ALWAYS lost. Laura doesn't want to ever learn how to drive because she thinks it seems "too stressful"
17. I feel unjustly lucky to have friends that still like me even though I never call back.
18. It takes me a month to write thank you notes.
19. Since I still haven't figured out # 13, I am stumped.
20. It seems strange sometimes that I spend so much time with a long wooden tube.
21. I once wanted to work for the FBI and had a date set for the training exams.
22. I am not entirely comfortable with this 25 things thing...who will be reading it?
23. I don't talk about the most important things. They are too important to talk about.
24. I think talk trivializes things.
25. unless you are one of my children. Then I never shut up. OMG- now I have to think of 25 people to make party to this????!!!! I am sorry to all of you!!